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isang araw nakasakay sa bus ang maglola ng may biglang umakyat na limang lalaki at biglang sumigaw.....walang kikilos hold up to!!!!
LOLA: susmaryasep!!! APO: biglang sumigaw saklolo!!! HOLD UPPER: biglang tumalon at kumaripas ng takbo. LOLA: ang galing-galing ng apo ko... toluy ang biyahe ng bus, sa haba ng biyahe nakatulog na ang maglola ng bigla na namang may umakyat na armadong kalalakihan.. HOLD UPPER: walang kikilos hold up to!!! LOLA: ginising ang apo.. APO: bigla na namang sumigaw saklolo!!! HOLD UPPER: bigla na namang tumalon at kumaripas ng takbo... ,maya_maya dumaan ang bus sa di mataong lugar ng may biglang pumarang machong kalalakihan...walang sisigaw " RAPE" To!!!!! LOLA: pabulong....wag ka ng sumigaw apo nakadalawa kana eh!!! APO: yakkkkk!!!!!! 1. You say "comfort room" instead of bathroom. 2. You say "take out" instead of "to go". 3. You "open" or "close" the light. 4. You ask for "colgate" instead of "toothpaste". 5. You ask for "pentel pen" instead of jut a "pen". 6. You refer to the refrigerator as the "ref" or "pridyider" 7. You say "kodakan" instead of a take a picture. 8. You order a "McDonalds" instead of a hamburger which you pronounce "ham-beer-jer". 9. You say "Ha" instead of "What?" 10. You say "Hoy" to get someone's attention. 11. You answer when someone says "Hoy". 12. You turn around when someone says "Psst". 13. You say "Cutex" instead of nail polish. 14. You say "for a while" instead of "please hold on" on the telephone. 15. You say "Aray!" instead of ouch!. 16. You say "he" when you mean "she" or vice versa. 17. Your sneeze sounds like "ahh-ching" instead of "ahh-choo". 18. You prefer to make acronyms for phrases such as "OA" for over-acting. 19. You say "air-con" instead of "a/c" or airconditioner. 20. You pronounce the following words "Hippopo-TA-mus", "com-FOR-table". "bro-CO-li" and "Montgo-marry Ward". 21. You say "brown-out" instead of "black-out". Chinese born during the night - Andy Lim born blind - Kenneth Syborn being swindled - Lino Coborn while cooking - Nilo Tohborn as 10th child - Sam Poborn while being courted - Lily Gawborn f at - Bob Uyborn cannot walk - Kent Goborn little - Kathy Tinborn with real estate - Lot Teborn different - Eva Yanborn with porridge - Lino Gawborn looking for someone - Allen Siaborn while counterfeiting - Faye Kingborn during Sunday - Lyn Goborn with malice - Mali Siaborn with picture - Lara Huanborn with sweets - Ken Dyborn undefined - Sam Tingborn while taking a bath - Lily Goborn while buying - Bill Liborn secretly - Tina Go THATS ALL FOLKS ! blogged at 10:34 AM |