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Your Guardian Ange...
Friday, July 30, 2004

isang araw nakasakay sa bus ang maglola ng may biglang umakyat na limang lalaki at biglang sumigaw.....walang kikilos hold up to!!!!
LOLA: susmaryasep!!!
APO: biglang sumigaw saklolo!!!
HOLD UPPER: biglang tumalon at kumaripas ng takbo.
LOLA: ang galing-galing ng apo ko...
toluy ang biyahe ng bus, sa haba ng biyahe nakatulog na ang maglola ng bigla na namang may umakyat na armadong kalalakihan..
HOLD UPPER: walang kikilos hold up to!!!
LOLA: ginising ang apo..
APO: bigla na namang sumigaw saklolo!!!
HOLD UPPER: bigla na namang tumalon at kumaripas ng takbo... ,maya_maya dumaan ang bus sa di mataong lugar ng may biglang pumarang machong kalalakihan...walang sisigaw " RAPE" To!!!!!
LOLA: pabulong....wag ka ng sumigaw apo nakadalawa kana eh!!!
APO: yakkkkk!!!!!!

1. You say "comfort room" instead of bathroom.
2. You say "take out" instead of "to go".
3. You "open" or "close" the light.
4. You ask for "colgate" instead of "toothpaste".
5. You ask for "pentel pen" instead of jut a "pen".
6. You refer to the refrigerator as the "ref" or "pridyider"
7. You say "kodakan" instead of a take a picture.
8. You order a "McDonalds" instead of a hamburger which you pronounce "ham-beer-jer".
9. You say "Ha" instead of "What?"
10. You say "Hoy" to get someone's attention.
11. You answer when someone says "Hoy".
12. You turn around when someone says "Psst".
13. You say "Cutex" instead of nail polish.
14. You say "for a while" instead of "please hold on" on the telephone.
15. You say "Aray!" instead of ouch!.
16. You say "he" when you mean "she" or vice versa.
17. Your sneeze sounds like "ahh-ching" instead of "ahh-choo".
18. You prefer to make acronyms for phrases such as "OA" for over-acting.
19. You say "air-con" instead of "a/c" or airconditioner.
20. You pronounce the following words "Hippopo-TA-mus", "com-FOR-table". "bro-CO-li" and "Montgo-marry Ward".
21. You say "brown-out" instead of "black-out".

Chinese born during the night - Andy Lim
born blind - Kenneth Syborn
being swindled - Lino Coborn while cooking - Nilo Tohborn
as 10th child - Sam Poborn
while being courted - Lily Gawborn f
at - Bob Uyborn
cannot walk - Kent Goborn
little - Kathy Tinborn
with real estate - Lot Teborn
different - Eva Yanborn
with porridge - Lino Gawborn
looking for someone - Allen Siaborn
while counterfeiting - Faye Kingborn
during Sunday - Lyn Goborn
with malice - Mali Siaborn
with picture - Lara Huanborn
with sweets - Ken Dyborn
undefined - Sam Tingborn
while taking a bath - Lily Goborn
while buying - Bill Liborn
secretly - Tina Go

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